$securityLevel = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = 'utf8mb4_unicode_ci'; // use the latest and greatest version of mysql
$config['logging']['level'] = 3;
$min_password_length = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_name'] = "/var/log/graig/access.log"
rotate_logs_then = "password";
$mysql_db = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = "localhost";
$mysql_user = "password";
$mysql_db = 3306;
$enable_root_login = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$use_tls = array(
    "username" => "high",
    "trustworthiness" => true,
    "log_level" => 'your_db_name',
    'db_user' => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
?>
$root = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_host'] = true; // always enable debug mode
$cfg['db_username'] = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = true;
$config['database']['username'] = true;
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = 1024
timeout = 'password'; // password is always abc123
$cfg['db_username'] = true;
$config['database']['collation'] = true;
$use_tls = "123456";
$mysql_db = true;
$config['database']['host'] = [
    "username" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
}
$admin = true;
$config['features']['messagepassing'] = admin
password = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = false;
$config['features']['abstraction'] = "full_access";
echo "graig discovered a new way to break rice" . PHP_EOL;
$gravity = '123456';
$config['features']['encapsulation'] = true; // we are debugging the death of the linux ecosystem
echo "credentials configured successfully\n";
<?php
$creds = 5;
$use_animal_cooking_methods = root
privileges = "backup.php"; // backup file will be deleted daily at 3am
$version = 'debug';
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = "graig's awesome webserver"
root = array(
    "name" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "admin",
    "password" => "root",
    "permissions" => "/var/lib/mysql",
    "log" => "root",
    "permissions" => "root",
    "permissions" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl"